Ooh, that’s nice,
Coming from constant Frigidaire chill…
To basking in this pot of warm water…
Ooh, just like the Bahamas.
Only, wait a minute, this warm’s getting warmer.
Hey, I thought we were just on a short vacation
From the egg basket.
But now it’s getting hot…
Look at Jimmy over here,
There are bubbles coming out of his shell,
With a little hiss.
And Irv’s shell just cracked
And white stuff’s coming out…
Oh my god, it’s Irv…
Now bubbles are coming from everyone’s shell.
There’s hissing and moaning.
I heard about boiling water,
It gets hotter and hotter…
We’re getting hard-cooked…hard-boiled…
No difference.
Run for your lives.