Not Enough Space to Get Lost In





A spinnaker-sized paper sign
Taped to a first floor
Plate glass window
Announced,
    "Oversized Apartments..."
Here?
In New York City,
Home of the 300-square-foot
Claustrophobic nightmare,
A micro-mini,
A no-way-to-get-lost-in,
A two-by-nix
Apartment.
Glibly, they could have said,
    Generously-sized
    Regally-proportioned
    Bountifully-spaced.
But "Oversized" is hyperbole,
Working itself to exhaustion.