Parking Meters at the Voting Booth





Maxwell Loomy asked for more time
In the voting booth...
Time to settle his thoughts about the nominees...
To make sure he'd pick the perfect one.
    Let's move it,
Said someone behind him.
    It can't be a mystery,
    The campaign's been going for a year and a half.
    I know these people better than my own family...
    And I'm gettin' hungry.
Another said he was late for dialysis.
Another had leg cramps.
Another had to pick up his daughter
And said he'd be happy to pick one out for him.
    If this was McDonald's,
He said roughly,
    They'd have thrown you out by now.
    Well,
Said Loomy still muddled,
    You'll never find me at McDonald's.