Worshipping the Bottom Line

Brilliant or tasteless,
The brewers of Coors Light
Are plugging their brew
As the official beer
Of Saturday morning...
Waffles and beer,
Scrambled and suds...
A pint with the papers.
Then likely, too,
They'll extend the brand
To Sundays as well...
The day of rest...
The official beer of going to church.
God forbid we don't pop a top
Before mass in the morning.