The unsolicited robo call... The "we need 10 more donations In the next half hour" call... The "would you take a quick survey" call"... The "I'm glad you picked up, My mother-in-law's calling on the other line" call... The dinner-time "your new-car warrantee is up And you need auto repair coverage" call... May each of them be seethed in sour milk And broken dreams...forever, Since robo calls are hard not to answer, Even in the midst of a carnal fling, Since it might be Publishers Clearing House calling.