A newly-divorced woman on a dating site,
Decided to write her bio
With unaccustomed honesty and modesty,
Exposing her habits, good and bad, 
Her cutesy flaws,
Her foibles and vanities,
As she never had before,
Certain her confessional
Wouldn't turn away would-be beaux.
It's a subtle seduction,
She thought,  
Being disarmingly honest.
And while it did have the desired effect,
It rendered her so unrecognizable,
That her first reply came
From her former spouse.